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  • Theatre: A Love Story

    Theatre: A Love Story

    ★★★½

    listen... all im saying is that if yamazaki kento came up to me on the street, told me we were wearing the same shoes, and made me buy him an ice coffee....
    im kidding he was a huge fucking prick in this movie but im so glad to see him in something that isnt a crappy manga/anime adaptation

    ここが一番安全です。

  • I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK

    I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK

    ★★★★½

    rain i also think i am a cyborg please come yodel to me im free any time

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  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    ★★

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  • Murder Death Koreatown

    Murder Death Koreatown

    ½

    this movie is for the whites who are already afraid of asians and homeless people

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  • All the Bright Places

    All the Bright Places

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i mean the fact that she still had to give the presentation even though her partner literally died is so on brand for high school so

  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman

    ★★

    Honestly like patty jenkins just discovered the iPhone slow motion video recording feature and was like hOlY SHiT