Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • Back to the Future
  • Singin' in the Rain
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

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  • The Legend of Hell House

    ★★★

  • Christine

    ★★★★

  • Paranormal Activity

    ★½

  • The Night House

    ★★★★½

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  • The Legend of Hell House

    The Legend of Hell House

    ★★★

    A title card appears before the film saying essentially “NOT based on a true story. But it COULD be!!!! Seriously something like this could totally happen!! -Tom Corbett (Clairvoyant and Psychic Consultant to European Royalty)”. sets a weird tone, like just tell us it happened Tom I’m used to suspending my disbelief. Now I know this is all bullshit. I don’t know if this made up story counts as a “Legend”. Beautiful house though, I would love to live there.…

  • Christine

    Christine

    ★★★★

    Unlike character name of Lee, I actually LIKE rock and roll and I enjoy the music in the movie both diagetic and otherwise. I’m not a big car guy (never driven in my life besides bumper cars and Mario kart/LEGO racers 2) but Christine is a real beautiful piece. I think I like this and fast and furious because it elevates cars to the level of fantasy and horror. Maybe I will become a car guy late in life once…

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  • Beowulf

    Beowulf

    ★★★★★

    This movie rules and I will hear no slander to the contrary . all hail King Beowulf

  • Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    If only someone had invented the concept of teamwork before the end of the movie! Big ups to Hobbs and Shaw for unlocking this idea of “working together” to defeat cyborg Idris Elba. Rock should be ashamed he split up the fast family for this cash grab. If he hadn’t forced out this stinker, we would have already been in theaters watching F9: The Furious Saga before they closed for the corona virus. The only corona we would know about…