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  • Twin Peaks: The Return
  • Vertigo
  • Where the Wild Things Are
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    I wrote this for my private Instagram account: 

    I finished Twin Peaks: The Return last night. I really don’t know exactly right now how to put it all into words. But, I can say this, I feel so silly because yet again with basically all the other David Lynch projects I’ve seen, it was there all along how it was going to end. But, this time, I just wasn’t ready. It’s kinda funny in a way because Eraserhead is one…

  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    U.K. Version 

    ”And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning.”

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★

    8/10 

    The best part of this whole experience was when Adam Sandler noticed a little kid in the audience. So, he asked him, ”Are you old enough to watch this? How old are you?”. The kid responds, ”I’m 10”. And, Adam literally said back, ”Ok, that’s old enough. Let’s fucking go!” 

  • The Simpsons Movie

    The Simpsons Movie

    ★★★★½

    9/10 

    There’s a moment in this where Bart is looking through luggage on a train, and finds a black bra in a passenger’s luggage. He then puts it on his head, and proceeds to say in a mouse voice the following: ”I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!”

    Ah, how ironic all these years later.