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  • Hard Rain

    Hard Rain

    i'm a big rain guy but i admit this right here would be slightly too much rain

  • Cypher


    what starts as some compelling psycho-thriller espionage becomes awfully damn silly, but i'm finding turn of the century washed out genre faff entertaining and nostalgic now i guess. worth mentioning it's from the dude who did Cube. commendations for Lucy Liu, who more than once has to say stuff basically like "they knew when you failed the neurograph that the spectralizer would combustitize" with a real pro's earnestness and attempted gravity

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  • The Heiress

    The Heiress


    I always enjoy when a mustache is used as a plot device to signal time passing. timestache.

  • Through a Glass Darkly

    Through a Glass Darkly


    No filmmaker makes me think so much about real shit like Ingmar Bergman. Like really real. I zoned out for a few minutes watching this thinking about my shortcomings, my place in the world, and then I had a true, honest to goodness existential moment that tingled my spine. It made me insanely uncomfortable, and then seconds later so serenely comfortable that all I could do was smile. A piece of art did that to me. This is what genius looks like.