yearning to be held by paddington bear. hugeee fan of movies where “nothing happens”

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  • Princess Cyd

    Princess Cyd


    kind of adore how no person is a type here. so much room in each character that i honestly feel shit for trying to figure them out so quickly. boring review whatever! would’ve watched this a hundred times on my little iphone when i was 16.

  • Smiley Face

    Smiley Face


    a nightmare. a waking fucking nightmare. CGI COMMUNIST MANIFESTO CGI COMMUNIST MANIFESTO CGI COM

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  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time


    this one goes out to the poor thirst watchers who just wanted to watch Tom Holland and R Patts slick back their greasy hair and smoke cigarettes but instead have to suffer through the cinematic equivalent of a piece of drywall

  • Bad Education

    Bad Education


    can we all agree that films set in the early 2000s are period pieces now