yearning to be held by paddington bear. hugeee fan of movies where “nothing happens”
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Princess Cyd 2017
kind of adore how no person is a type here. so much room in each character that i honestly feel shit for trying to figure them out so quickly. boring review whatever! would’ve watched this a hundred times on my little iphone when i was 16.
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Smiley Face 2007
a nightmare. a waking fucking nightmare. CGI COMMUNIST MANIFESTO CGI COMMUNIST MANIFESTO CGI COM
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The Devil All the Time 2020
this one goes out to the poor thirst watchers who just wanted to watch Tom Holland and R Patts slick back their greasy hair and smoke cigarettes but instead have to suffer through the cinematic equivalent of a piece of drywall
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