Dylan has written 3 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2019.

  • In the Tall Grass

    In the Tall Grass


    Perhaps the real tall grass was all the friends we made along the way.

  • Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace


    I went into this rewatch really hoping to claim this as some misunderstood classic, but that wasn’t on the cards today. 

    Taken as a Star Wars movie, it’s not great. Taken as a stand-alone Sci-Fi epic, it’s not that great either. The Phantom Menace is the rare chaotic film that is simultaneously about nothing and everything at the same time. Performances that range from incredibly bland to the ambiguously racially insensitive constantly clash with the banal told in epic scope.…

  • Holmes & Watson

    Holmes & Watson


    We really out here making movies with zero plots.