bauti

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  • The Lobster

    The Lobster

    ★★★★★

    i want fat colin farrell to hold me in his arms and whisper in my ear with his irish accent: is there a bisexual option available?

  • Star Trek

    Star Trek

    ★★★★★

    chris pine got choked 3 times in this movie

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  • You Should Have Left

    You Should Have Left

    in horror movies kevin bacon is the opposite of patrick wilson, a dad you’re NOT rooting for. see the darkness (2010) and stir of echoes (1999)

  • The Empty Man

    The Empty Man

    ★★

    sometimes horror movies should just be basic trashy horror movies filled with jump scares 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ the guy very hot

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  • My Best Friend

    My Best Friend

    ★½

    yeah this is cute whatever. but if you're from argentina you know they advertised this movie as if it was an incredible gay movie just like call me by your name and I was like "finally some good food" but was just fake publicity to get lgbts to watch it when in reality is just a nerdy guy having a crush on a hot guy and literally nothing happens between them, not even a kiss, meanwhile the only kiss that happens is between straights. I'm so pissed.

    1 and ½ star bc the guy is EXTREMELY HOT and I'm gonna find him and date him

  • The Red Sea Diving Resort

    The Red Sea Diving Resort

    ½

    free palestine