80's horror connoisseur. Horror. Westerns. Kung Fu. All the good shit. My fav list is subject to change.
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Memorial Valley Massacre 1989
Take a bunch of annoying "teens", bikers, and punks, throw in a clean-shaven caveman, and drop them all onto the grounds of a campsite and you have Memorial Valley Massacre. A late 80's paint-by-numbers slasher with the most unthreatening killer I can remember seeing! The dude just runs around in his rags freshly shaven with a comedic pair of teeth that you're used to seeing whenever someone is trying to portray an inbred redneck. So laughable. The kills are nothing…
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Death Proof 2007
It was a 50-50 shot on whether you'd be going left or right. You see we're BOTH going left. You could have just as easily been going left, too. And if that was the case... It would have been a while before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared... immediately!
A film that is regarded as a lesser Tarantino but one I will always defend until the…
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Slaughterhouse 1987
TCM except Leatherface is a deranged pig man with a meat cleaver attached to a broom handle!
When local businessmen try to force him to sell his slaughterhouse owner Lester Bacon unleashes his mentally unstable son Buddy on them. Buddy, enjoys nothing more than rolling around in the mud with his pigs and butchering teens whenever they happen to trespass on their land. With all this going on we are introduced to a group of teenagers who have decided to…
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Butchers 2020
Man I fucking hated this. I can only assume the director watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre once and said you know what I can do that. Butchers is what you're left with. A bunch of random violent scenes for the sake of it that borders on torture porn completely missing the appeal of one of the greatest horror movies of all time. Full of bad actors portraying some of the dumbest characters ever put on screen and I have watched…
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Boiling Point 2021
Thought I would relax after a hard day and watch Boiling Point......
Several panic attacks later and I can confirm Stephen Graham is the best actor working today. Everyone is at the top of their game here barely getting time to breathe from scene to scene in this gripping single shot masterpiece. -
In Bruges 2008
Harry: Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?
Just absolutely flawless.