Southland Tales ★★★★★

This movie’s awesome:

> The Rock
> Ambitious, sprawling, wild
> Complete nonsense movie
> Post 9/11 Patriot Act satire
> 2 & 1/2 hour runtime
> 2000’s music and 2000’s CGI
> Stops making any sense after 20 min
> $17 Million flop
> Kelly describes the film as a “strange hybrid of the sensibilities of Andy Warhol and Philip K. Dick”
> Justin Timberlake

Fuck you if you think Donnie Darko gets any better than this.