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  • Mank

    Mank

    ★★★

    Highlights are as follows in no particular order:

    -the first dinner party scene where they’re like “ehh, that hitler, what a creep!” And Mank explains socialism 

    -any scene with Amanda Seyfried

    -uncanny valley Orson Welles

    -The second dinner party scene where everyone’s wearing costumes and Mank pitches Citizen Kane then immediately vomits

  • 31

    31

    Rob Zombie, continually slept on

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  • House of 1000 Corpses

    House of 1000 Corpses

    Somehow never gets old, a desert island movie for me


    This is one of the rare instances I won’t give a movie a star rating because it wouldn’t be fair to the movie. This is like the movie equivalent of that restaurant you can only go to a couple times a year because everything is so covered in salt and grease and sugar that it makes you feel like you have a hangover the next day. It wouldn’t be fair…

  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights

    ★★★★★

    Ok but if it had been me in that limo I would have made it sexy for Rollergirl