Ethan’s Incel Crushes

My friend Ethan challenged me to write this list. I had this as a private joke until he said, and I’m quoting here: “Release this list you coward!”

  • Aladdin
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy
  • Freaks and Geeks: The Documentary
  • A Goofy Movie
  • Hannah Montana: The Movie
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
  • The Incredibles
  • Kim Possible: So the Drama
  • The Lizzie McGuire Movie
  • The Road to El Dorado
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Speed Racer
  • Spy Kids
  • Tarzan
  • Twin Peaks