• The Good, The Bart, and The Loki

    The Good, The Bart, and The Loki

    Good/Enjoyable.

         I liked it. I love the Simpsons. It made me laugh, but it ends right when it starts getting good tbh. Tom Hiddleston doing the voice of Loki was great. I’d watch it again.
         I’ve been enjoying these new Disney/Simpsons shorts despite the fact that they are blatantly just commercials for all of Disney’s new content. 


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  • Loki

    Loki

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Loki Season One Review
    Since they officially confirmed a season two

         Right from the start this show completely changes the entire perspective of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. That first episode was amazing; I watched it twice. It literally takes you directly from Endgame into a whole new side of the MCU. It really is crazy how much this changes things. I think this show is definitely better than Falcon and the Winter Soldier, although I do like WandaVision

  • Norbit

    Norbit

    Cinema.

         I loved this movie growing up. It was just so funny to my brother and I. Rasputia and the Latimores, Mr. Wong, Buster, and even Norbit are some funny ass characters. Also, the story about Norbit is very pure and heartfelt. It’s a good movie for sure.
         But, not as good as I remembered. The comedy is still there, but now that I am older I realized how stupid some of it actually was. I…

  • Fear Street: 1978

    Fear Street: 1978

    Gotta love a good summer camp horror film.

    Soundtrack is awesome, so many bangers. 

         I was so excited going into this. I love summer camp slasher movies. They are some of my favorite horror movies. They bring so much nostalgia and they are just fun to watch. 
         The kills in this film compared to Part One definitely aren’t as good. They don’t even really show the kills all that much, I think that’s because a lot…

  • Fear Street: 1994

    Fear Street: 1994

    I liked this.


         I love when I discover good horror. This is a good horror film. It’s very similar to some of my favorite horror movies. For example, Scream and the Friday the 13th films. But also gave me Stranger Things vibes. It’s the cheesy teenage massacre genre of horror that is my favorite. And this film does it well. It has all the cheese and dope kills.  
         I thought the kills were wicked and…

  • Memento

    Memento

    ★★★★

    My friend and I both left this movie with headaches.

         I went into this knowing nothing. This is a heavy movie. It requires your full attention and if it is your first viewing you will most definitely be confused at first. And it had my full attention. 
         It took until pretty deep into the first act to figure out what was actually going on. In terms of the editing. I can imagine for some this may…

  • Lake Mungo

    Lake Mungo

    🤢🤮

         I’m gonna be straight up. This movie was terrible. Not only was it not scary but it was extremely boring. It was hard to keep this on and not turn it off. The mockumentary style was eerie at times and slightly uncomfortable at most but really it is just a boring story about grief and a family trying to cope with their loss. I didn’t like it at all. Idk why this was in my watch list for so long lmao. There was nothing that kept it interesting.

  • The Tomorrow War

    The Tomorrow War

    Pretty Good

         This film has an absolutely great concept involving time travel and aliens. I really liked that. The whole story about people coming from the future and having to draft people from the past to fight in the war was pretty cool. But, they were able to invent time travel before they could figure out a toxin or something for the aliens? I mean this is your average big blockbuster action movie starring Chris Pratt. The pacing…

  • You Cannot Kill David Arquette

    You Cannot Kill David Arquette

    ★★★½

    “That shit is fucking real. It’s definitely a sport. It’s not a competitive sport. But, it’s a theatrical sport.” - David ‘The Magic Man’ Arquette 


         Listen, I obviously think making David the WCW champion in 2000 was ridiculous but in no way do I blame David for that. The hate he gets for it is not deserved. It’s not like he had a choice and if given the opportunity I would have taken it also.
         As…

  • 101 Dalmatians

    101 Dalmatians

    Super silly kids movie.

    Watched in preparation for Cruella. 

         I have probably seen this hundreds of times yet before watching this again with my mom I honestly didn’t remember jack shit. I loved it as a kid as I’m sure most kids do. Watching it again now though and it is clear this movie was written and made specifically for children. 
         Now that’s not necessarily bad. It still has its laughs that I was able to…

  • Luca

    Luca

    ★★★★

    I thought this was a beautiful film.

         The voice cast did a great job with this film. Jacob Tremblay, Jack Grazer, and Emma Berman did a great job at filling their roles and I thought that their chemistry really translated well onto the screen. Also, the actor Saverio Raimondo as Ercole I thought did really well for what he was given. Even though he is one of Pixar’s weaker villains he was super entertaining to watch and the…

  • Bill & Ted Face the Music

    Bill & Ted Face the Music

    Watched it on a plane.

         I actually really liked this. I thought it was very funny and clever. I loved the daughters of Bill and Ted and I actually really liked how the film took everything that was good about the two previous films and put it all together for this film. Definitely don’t take it to serious, I mean it’s Bill and Ted it’s stupid humor.
         Overall, I thought Bill & Ted Face the Music was…