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  • Matthias & Maxime

    Matthias & Maxime

    ★★★

    I always find I enjoy the films by Xavier Dolan but at the same time, I’m always going in kinda selling them short because as much as they are great films I find Xavier’s narcissism unbearable. Here is this young guy that just gets movie after movie bankrolled, he seems like the classic rich kid that’s just had things handed to him. I dunno, I like him and loathe him in equal measure, he is a great director and filmmaker,…

  • Class Action Park

    Class Action Park

    ★★★★

    I feel a bit guilty but I laughed through basically the entire runtime of this flick. A great example of human stupidity, not only the people who ran the amusement park but also the patrons, complete imbeciles. Classic stranger than fiction type stuff, I lost track of how many times I said WTF when watching this. It’s also funny though, it’s told with a great amount of humour which added to the quirky story. New Jersey, eh? I guess they’re America’s version of QLD.

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  • Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who's Not A Sea Blob

    Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who's Not A Sea Blob

    ★★★★½

    Beautiful. Stunning. Amazing. Incredible. WOW!! I love Euphoria as it is, however, I wouldn’t be mad if they made an entire series of these character focused episodes, this was just as good and potentially even better than ‘Trouble Don't Last Always’. I actually feel like I have such a great understanding of Jules after this, this did her character so much justice and was a perfect segue into season 2. Hunter Schafer is the kind of young star that is so inspiring, I see that she also co-wrote this, that’s what I love to see, trans people telling trans stories. Bravo. Brava. Bravi.

  • An American Pickle

    An American Pickle

    ★★★½

    Such a surprise. Kinda dumb but it’s got a lot of charm thanks to the double performance from Seth Rogen, who I have a soft spot for. It’s quite a small film, nothing big to say or do but just a fun time. I went into this thinking it was gonna be painful but finished it pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed it.