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  • Insidious

    Insidious

    I just want to start this movie review off by saying how disappointed I am in this film's marketing team, script supervisor, and various producers who were apart of the film.

    How do you make a feature film, and not realize that you spelled the fricken title wrong! IT'S "INSIDE US" DUMBASS!

    Like the fricken name could've been clever if you fricken dumb-bums knew how spell!

    JAMES WAN SHOULD'VE HIRED ME TO HELP HIM ON THIS FILM!

    I passed every…

  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    Sonic the Hedgehog

    ★★★★½

    WOWZA! This movie went by quick.

    That little smurf can really run! 

    Watch out Usain Bolt. If this guy moves on from acting you’re donzo.

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  • Good Time

    Good Time

    I did NOT have a good time watching "Good Time".

    It's too fast, and got too many bright lights. Watching Sedrick Diggory rob a bank was so confusing, why would a wizard as powerful and handsome as Sedrick use his powers for evil?!

    This just doesn't line up with the Harry Potter canon!

    Also is this supposed to be a prequel? I can't tell if Sedrick is a younger version of himself with a fake beard, or an older version…

  • Boyhood

    Boyhood

    This movie was not what I was expecting. When my friend recommend i watch "Boyz in Da Hood", I thought it'd be a kick-ass film about guns, gangsters. and big titty broads.

    This film did not meet my expectations.

    Instead what I got was some dumb bum white kid poppin pimples, and kissin school girl crushes.

    I wanted POP'D CHERRIES! NOT PIMPLES.

    Might as well have called this film "Mr. Popper's Pimples", because it's basically a three hour, puss-filled, smut…