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  • Izzy Gets the F*ck Across Town

    Izzy Gets the F*ck Across Town

    ★★★

    mackenzie davis is a fantastic actress, but she needs to stop taking straight roles altogether, because i'm just not buying it x

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★★

    i had to drive thirty minutes into the city to an art house cinema to see this movie alone, and i spent the entire ride home on the verge of a mental breakdown. 

    anyway, stan gays x

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  • The World to Come

    The World to Come

    ★★★

    this type of sad, predictable gay bullshit would never happen on me and my stardew valley girlfriend leah's farm

    truly exhausting content x

  • Crazy, Stupid, Love.

    Crazy, Stupid, Love.

    ★★★

    i definitely saw this movie in theatres (alone) when i was 18 after a gruelling five hour checkout shift and thought it was a cinematic masterpiece. the nanna reveal? blew my mind.

    it has nott aged well

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  • Babyteeth

    Babyteeth

    i feel like im doing charity work by not rating this half a star

  • Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square

    Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square

    christine baranski after accidentally finding her dead father's hidden bible containing the name of the baby he pried from her arms in the hospital and put up for adoption without her consent because "people in the town would judge her": now i see how much daddy loved me.
    me: ... excuse me?
    christine: he brought my dark secret to light.
    my housemate: huh?
    christine: he said i was smart, his bright shining star. and maybe, just maybe, he's right.
    me and my housemate in unison: WHAT?

    this shit was absolutely bonkers !