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  • Mank

    Mank

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    imagine getting so drunk you write citizen kane

  • Nobody

    Nobody

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    Eli Hayes is one of the reasons I became a filmmaker. When I first saw his films, I knew wanted to be like him and make art that expressed my personality in a video medium such as he has done for many years now.

    Eli's ability to evince himself via images is unmatched, as reflected early on in Nobody, the musings of a highly intelligent and precocious teen. Nobody even directly inspired my first short film with it's imaginative and…

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  • The Machinist

    The Machinist

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    I just want to sleep

    damn bro, me too

  • The Harder They Come

    The Harder They Come

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    the phenomenal jimmy cliff soundtrack makes you feel like you're in a caroling reggae gospel choir during the middle of scarface

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  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

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    this Meet the Parents franchise has really gotten out of hand

  • The Dig

    The Dig

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    oh they fucking dug alright