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  • Dancer in the Dark
  • Breaking the Waves
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Blue Velvet

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  • Antarctica

    ★★★★½

  • Yakuza Ladies Revisited 5

    ★★★

  • Bat Pussy

    ★★★

  • Affair in the Snow

    ★★★

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  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built

    ★★★★★

    The Legacy That Lars Built

    Jack and Lars and one and the same, both are ambitious neurotics who are searching for perfection and this story is a retrospective of their chosen careers. It's easy to take 'The House That Jack Built' at face value and shrug it off as a self indulgent, narcissistic, masturbatory work from Von Trier... and to a certain extent it is that but it's not without meaning.

    'The Depression Trilogy' was Von Trier at his most…

  • Antichrist

    Antichrist

    ★★★★★

    Human Nature and Living With Depression

    There are two very important films in Lars Von Trier's filmography, the first being 'Breaking the Waves' which saw Von Trier utilize the handheld camera which would go on to be a defining factor of his work. 'Breaking the Waves' also saw Von Trier shift from fantastical, surrealist works (The Europe Trilogy) to films that were much more grounded and realistic (The Golden Heart Trilogy).

    'Breaking the Waves' and the films that proceeded it…

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  • Antarctica

    Antarctica

    ★★★★½

    Man's Best Friend

    Calling 'Antarctica' the saddest film I have ever seen would be accurate but wouldn't do the film justice, calling 'Antarctica' the saddest thing that I have ever experienced in my entire life would. I cried 15 times while watching 'Antarctica'... there have been family deaths that didn't hit me nearly as hard as this film did. I love animals and love dogs more than anything in the entire world, if I see a human die then I…

  • Yakuza Ladies Revisited 5

    Yakuza Ladies Revisited 5

    ★★★

    Nakajima Revisited

    'Yakuza Ladies Revisited 5' is a lot better than Nakajima's previous entry in the 'Yakuza Ladies' series (Yakuza Ladies Revisited) which was by far the lowest point in the series. I'm glad to see that Nakajima has since learnt that the 'Yakuza Ladies' series is about the Yakuza ladies and therefore needs to feature them as the protagonists rather than some punk with an attitude problem.

    'Yakuza Ladies Revisited 5' has no English subtitles which sucked because the…

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  • Bat Pussy

    Bat Pussy

    ★★★

    Super Sleaze

    It's like John Waters directed a porno while on acid... I'm not sure if I like it but it makes me feel something... definitely not horny... somewhat scared and very confused. The dude is 100% gay: he can't get hard, keeps wanting to stick it in her ass, repeatedly says that he wants to sleep with men, his ass comes awfully close to the dildo and he repeatedly says that "I'm gonna suck your pussy"... dude is out…

  • Affair in the Snow

    Affair in the Snow

    ★★★

    MY FIRST YOSHIDA... it was decent

    I didn't go into 'Affair in the Snow' with any real expectations but it is a Yoshida film so it's safe to say that I was disappointed by the underwhelming experience. 'Affair in the Snow' is a gorgeously shot film that takes full advantage of the incredible, snow drenched landscape and there were multiple shots that took full advantage of the darkness.

    Other than the superb cinematography, 'Affair in the Snow' didn't really have…