• Entering Red

    Entering Red

    ★★★★★

    Ana De Armas in a red dress 😍😍

  • Pocong Mandi Goyang Pinggul

    Pocong Mandi Goyang Pinggul

    ½

    I felt like I caught this movie halfway but I watched it beginning to end? Felt like I was missing something.Everything is so wild but I can’t tell if it wants to be scary or incredibly goofy,the main character doesn’t have any personality so are you suppose to care?

  • First Point

    First Point

    ★★

    And the point was?

  • Pawn Sacrifice

    Pawn Sacrifice

    ★★★★

    “THEY STOLE IT FROM ME CARMINE THEY TOOK THAT WAS TODAY, TODDAAAAAAY” 

    I don’t know anything about chess and whenever I play my sister just throws the pieces at me 🤣🤣

    I didn’t know anything about Bobby Fisher so it really interesting to see how wild his story got to be.

    Tobey really carry’s  this film and shows his inner black suit Spider-Man.

  • The Girl from the Naked Eye

    The Girl from the Naked Eye

    ½

    It’s like if Max Payne and Sin City came
    together to make a brand new noir film…but each of them had $5 so they came up with this movie instead. 

    It kinda reminds me of a Porno but without the sex..minus few scenes  that went full porn and plus the acting is…questionable. I can’t tell if it wants to be serious or extremely goofy. At least the action is fine, i can actually see what’s happening.

    ANYWAY I wasn’t here…

  • Ricochet

    Ricochet

    ★★★

    It’s so bizarre and over the top that every scene has something off the wall that keeps on going. It’s trying to be serious but then throws something nuts like a gladiator fight in prison? Who lets that happen.

    Or the few times Denzil is running through the streets in his underwear but doesn’t even bother to wear pants? Lol

    Ice T is probably a random choice since he has a bit of screen time and makes all kinds of…

  • Mr. Mom

    Mr. Mom

    ★★★★

    “I’m sorry this happened to you”

    Me @ woobie 

    The movie is really charming and Micheal Keaton really carry’s this film, I can’t picture anyone else in this role. His comedy skill really shine through.

  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi

    ★★★★★

    When the group gets captured in the net that animal Chewbacca wanted to eat was actually a deer with teeth in its butt so Chewie was gonna eat that booty…thanks Peacemaker

  • Earth vs. the Spider

    Earth vs. the Spider

    ★★★

    EW GROSS NUKE IT

  • 9to5: Days in Porn

    9to5: Days in Porn

    ★★★

    Google: You want 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton right?

    Me: keeps typing 

    Google: Dolly Parton right?

  • Hardcore to Horror

    Hardcore to Horror

    ★★

    I think I watched the right one? If not then I was on the WROOOONG site

  • X-Rated 2: The Greatest Adult Stars of All-Time

    X-Rated 2: The Greatest Adult Stars of All-Time

    ★★½

    There was a Batman 60’s parody where the Joker had his mustache painted over just like Caesar Romero…if that’s not dedication I don’t know what is.

    It’s mostly talking about different adult actresses and stuff nothing in depth along with clips..don’t ask where I watched this 🤣

    But Sasha Grey…Jesus 👁👄👁