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  • Singin' in the Rain

    Singin' in the Rain


    Probably the most delightful movie I have ever seen. The energy from every performer is off the charts, and it's surprisingly really funny. I just know that going forward, if I'm having a bad day, I can put this on and I'll be happy again.

  • The Maltese Falcon

    The Maltese Falcon


    Did I follow all of the plot? Not really, but god I loved taking a trip through this weird and twisty world of deception and lies. Humphrey Bogart is just so fucking cool; I aspire to having even just a fraction of the charm he possesses.

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  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Spiral: From the Book of Saw


    This would have been a very interesting movie... If it did not exist in the same world as the Saw franchise. There is a place for these types with this type of message, but slapping it on to a franchise that was run into the ground is not the right decision to get that type of movie out there because the audience is not going to take it seriously. Not to mention, the direction for this movie is terrible, as…

  • The Image Book

    The Image Book

    Never have I ever witnessed anything as unconnected, as wholly pretentious, as utterly lost, as preposterously nonsensical as this dribble. When Macbeth proclaimed that life was a tale told by an idiot signifying nothing, I think he confused life with this mosaic of monstrosity.