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  • Artemis Fowl

    Artemis Fowl

    i take back everything i said about Christian Bale's Batman voice.

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    ★½

    the continuing story of a filmmaker's fundamental misunderstanding of established characters in something so bloated and banal that my enjoyment is left to a cameo of wonder woman and her underlying hans zimmer (feat. junkie xl) guitar riff that i would have been hesitant to put on a tape in high school.

    (ultimate edition)