+1 star for Jim Cummings/Stuart from Madtv cameos.
if there's one thing for certain about David Gordon Green's slaughter-by-kitchen-utensil gore side-show, it's that Michael Myers is PISSED.
And I am EXAUSTED.
I'm just gonna come right out and be totally transparent: Kills butchers expectations in the most disappointing way it could've. Every virtue seems to be double-edged. On one hand, it's quite a sight to be able to watch a big budget slasher flick THIS merciless and THIS balls-to-the-wall gruesome.…