JR has written 18 reviews for films during 2020.

  • Finding Dory

    Finding Dory

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Did they seriously allude to Hank not being able to fit through the pipes? I've seen videos of octopus fitting through holes less than an inch.

    Ok, yes, it's a movie about talking fish, but did that octopus really just fucking drive.

    64/100

  • Finding Nemo

    Finding Nemo

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Apparently when a female clownfish dies the dominant male changes sex and becomes a female. So does that mean Marlin is technically Nemo's mum?

    Is cannibalism made wrong by the fact it's the same species that is being eaten or the fact it is something with the same intelligence/ sentience that is being eaten. Anyways it felt weird when the Pelican helped and chatted to Marlin when he presumably eats multiple fish everyday.

    73/100

  • Toy Story 2

    Toy Story 2

    ★★★★

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    So we know toys can hear, see, smell and feel emotion but can they feel physical pain? If so, they should probably hate kids for causing them years of torture.

    Why does “You've Got a Friend in Me” sound so nostalgic just two movies into the series?

    80/100

  • Toy Story

    Toy Story

    ★★★★

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    Is Sid even a villain? Dudes just a creative child that will now undergo years of psychological trauma and guilt.

    I forgot how much of an arsehole Woody was at the start.

    75/100

  • Incredibles 2

    Incredibles 2

    ★★★½

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    Was Evelyn's plan really to make superheroes legal so she could then make them "more" illegal¿ That's just about the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

    They really did undermine The Underminer. The guy was set up to be the next big villain in the first movie.

    69/100

  • The Incredibles

    The Incredibles

    ★★★★

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    Was it a coincidence that both the kids were basically named after their powers?

    Now this, this is a proper superhero movie.

    80/100

  • Brave

    Brave

    ★★½

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    Why wasn't Merida more concerned with her brothers becoming bears? Things damn near got four times as tragic.

    Scotland already have Shrek, could they not have based this on Irish folklore?

    54/100

  • The Good Dinosaur

    The Good Dinosaur

    ★★

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    What's the point in having such beautifully animated background scenery if your gonna stick an ugly ass cartoon dinosaur in the middle of it?

    The meteorite may have missed earth but what about the ice age?

    42/100

  • Playing with Fire

    Playing with Fire

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Why....the fuck....did I watch this?

    Honestly I'm still trying to wrap my head around John Cena's 4, yes 4, topless scenes in a kids movie. Was this a lousy effort to keep the mum's in the cinema entertained by this piece of shit movie?

    10/100

  • The Dictator

    The Dictator

    ★★½

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    I'm dieing to know what Zoey had, a boy or an abortion ?

    Who knew that a vegan feminist and a dictator sexist would have so much in common...oh wait.

    49/100

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★½

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    Why did it take so long for this comicbook style animation to be introduced? It's damn amazing.

    The end of Mile's fight with Kingpin gave of major Kung Fu Panda vibes.

    86/100

  • Hunt for the Wilderpeople

    Hunt for the Wilderpeople

    ★★★★★

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    Why was the happy ending so depressing? I guess I just really wanted them not to get caught.

    I've always had a strange desire to go on a wild, onfoot journey away from society with some sort of authority chasing me. This movie is a perfect representation of this desire. It's also a masterpiece that is possibly my favourite movie of all time.

    98/100