JR has written 160 reviews for films during 2021.

  • The New Mutants

    The New Mutants

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    Why the fuck does Dr. Reyes lay out her whole dark plan to Dani whens shes moments away from succeeding in making the girl unconscious¿

    This is a new low for the X-Men franchise. An empty, laughable "horror" movie made for 13 year olds.

    18/100

  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix

    ★★½

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    Why the fuck did they name the school after Jean? She literally murders Mystique and then cleans up a mess that she herself made.

    This as the series finale is baffling. They ruin Mystique and then try villainize Charles for whatever reason.

    45/100

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2

    ★★★

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    Luck powers? Diabete powers? They're really starting to get creative with these mutants.

    This movie doesn't know if it's allowed to have serious moments or not. Any time the plot begins to feel authentic a dick joke or movie reference is thrown in.

    63/100

  • Logan

    Logan

    ★★★★½

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    Will the kids really be safe in Canada? Transigen don't really seem like the type of group to abide by border laws.

    Such a beautifully heartbreaking end to the X-Men as we know them. Everything surrounding Professor X is so affectingly tragic, Patrick Stewart was outstanding.

    92/100

  • X-Men: Apocalypse

    X-Men: Apocalypse

    ★★½

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    This basically tells us that Jesus was a mutant. I wonder if religion is a thing in a universe with so much supernatural shit though.

    They set up Charles to have his first big "main hero" moment of the series yet then frustratingly discard it in order to opt down the more cliché route of Jean erupting in a giant, colourful state of power to save the day (which has been done before and will go on to be done again).

    55/100

  • Deadpool

    Deadpool

    ★★★½

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    Does a movie poking fun at itself for being shit excuse it from being shit? I think so...

    It did get a little old though, as funny as some of the jokes were. The action however was great throughout.

    69/100

  • X-Men: Days of Future Past

    X-Men: Days of Future Past

    ★★★★

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    Its strange how such a great movie could fuck up an entire series. Like did they even bother with continuity in any of the movies after this?

    Quicksilver and Magneto sure do know how to create some highly entertaining action. Like father like son.

    79/100

  • The Wolverine

    The Wolverine

    ★★½

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    Is Yashida’s medical bed constantly x-raying its occupant? That couldn't have been good for Yashida's health...

    If the movies whole aim is to make you feel sorry for Logan then it did very well. Immortality is a curse.

    52/100

  • X-Men: First Class

    X-Men: First Class

    ★★★★

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    Why does Magneto decide to deflect the bullets instead of just removing the gun from Moira (like he does every other time he's shot at)?

    Magneto putting the same coin he was forced to move as a child through Shaws head is the coldest thing from the whole X-Men series.

    77/100

  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    ★★½

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    This the same Sabertooth from the first X-Men movie? I know Logan had his memory wiped but did Victor just pretend that he didn't recognize his brother?

    Give Gambit a solo movie please.

    50/100

  • X-Men: The Last Stand

    X-Men: The Last Stand

    ★★½

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    The mutant class thing got me thinking, is there like a minimum requirement of power you need to join the X-Men? I've got a friend with a 1 inch wonder which can apparently grow 7 times it's size. Would this mutation place him worthy enough to join the X-Men?

    That Jean one is a piece of work. Scott and Logan could do better.

    52/100

  • X2

    X2

    ★★★½

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    That phenomenal Magneto prison break scene got me thinking. 2.5% of human mass is made up of metal, that's 2kg of metal in the average person. Would Magneto be able to use this to his advantage?

    Definitely the best of the original X-Men trilogy.

    71/100