JR has written 3 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    What's the point in having a guy that can throw boomerangs, a regular enough soldier and a lunatic with a bat in the same squad as some sort of fire god that could easily do about 95% of the work?

    Jared Letos joker is such a wannabe.

    31/100

  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Do them outfits have padding or does Alex just have a DeLarge cock?

    Do I give a shit about what the movie presented on reform vs punishment? No.
    Do I give a shit about how boring, unbearable and pretentious I found this film? Yes, yes I do.

    25/100

  • Cars 2

    Cars 2

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The movie alludes to the "lemons" being mad due to the fact that their car types have stopped being produced. The movie also includes two ongoing car relationships and briefly features the "mother" of the racecar Francesco. How the fuck does reproduction work in this world?

    I would like to have a word with whoever suggested doing a spy theme for this movie. On a separate note however I would like to praise the genius that came up with the names Holly Shiftwell and Finn McMissile

    32/100