Makes video games. used to make films, will again sometime. Fast reviews done fast. I mostly only review movies I liked.

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  • Emma.



    This was kind of a dull adaptation but WOW was it pretty. Kudos on the visuals, movie.

  • Luz: The Flower of Evil

    Luz: The Flower of Evil


    This fell flat for me but hey nice big bold skies. That is color grading that says go big warm saturation or go home.

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  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    There's a bit where the elf that wants to be a dentist is practicing dentistry on a doll by hammering on its teeth. Later he rips a bunch of teeth out of an unwilling donor. Do not let this elf be a dentist.

  • Bill & Ted Face the Music

    Bill & Ted Face the Music


    Five stars. All of these movies get five stars.

    I have a lot of thoughts on how this movie does the opposite of all of the other decades-late sequels to beloved movies do, and how that is really cool, but it is very against the spirit of this movie to think that hard about it.

    Also I'm just going to say that this time we're living in fucking sucks and I got choked up watching this gleefully dumb movie in…