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  • Inception

    Inception

    ★★★★★

    Inception is absolutely the greatest movie I have ever seen in my entire life. I must clarify though that I have only seen five other movies all the way through and one of those is four episodes of Californication back to back so idk if that counts. Inception is that rare movie that reaches new heights of cinema and visual art. It is inspiring as fuck and that is why I am proud to announce it made me realize my new passion in life: I am moving to Hollywood tomorrow to find Christopher Nolan and make him teach me how to direct mindfuck movies.

  • Inception

    Inception

    ★★★★★

    Realized I had been watching Inception with the sound off this whole time. Still slaps both ways.

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  • Inception

    Inception

    ★★★★★

    When Christopher Nolan dies, I am going to quit my job at Big 5 and move to whatever town he’s buried in and lay flowers on his grave every day and hang out there all day long in a lawn chair and explain Inception theories to any fans that come by. I’m sure I won’t be the only one.

  • Inception

    Inception

    ★★★★★

    Inception is a lot of things. It is a gangster movie dressed as a movie where buildings do weird stuff. It is a study of a man who has a little spinning toy. It is thought-provoking, mind-bending, brain-twisting, and mind-fucking. For two and a half straight hours, I did not understand a single thing that anyone was doing or saying, but I loved every minute of it.

    This movie splattered my brains against the wall. How had I not heard…