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Truth or Dare 2018
the movie: truth or dare????
me: truth
the movie: which power ranger do you want to fuck most?
me: *sweating* hahahaha the pink one obviously ha
the movie: TELL THE TRUTH
me: *crying real tears* the... the red one... i wanna fuck them all but the red one the most... i'm sorry.... i'm so sorry.......
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All Hallows' Eve 2013
Art the Clown: hops out my TV set in a scary but jaunty fashion
Me: "Ah, you made it! Have a seat." I'm standing in front of my Art the Clown cork board, dozens of Art the Clown pictures tacked up, connected to each other by red yarn. There are also scraps of paper on which I've written things like "sexism" "culture" "the implications????"
Art the Clown: honks his horn in confusion
Me: "You're probably wondering why I've called this…
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 1986
i watched this for my birthday but then i forgot to post a review because that's just how february was babyyyy
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Love, Death & Robots: Good Hunting 2019
god this could have been so cool if the director hadn't tried to make this sexy 4 men
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Love, Death & Robots: The Dump 2019
This isn’t so much about “The Dump” but the Love, Death, & Robots series itself. Can you even imagine how powerful these shorts would be if more women had been involved in the creation of them????
