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  • Truth or Dare

    Truth or Dare


    the movie: truth or dare????

    me: truth

    the movie: which power ranger do you want to fuck most?

    me: *sweating* hahahaha the pink one obviously ha

    the movie: TELL THE TRUTH

    me: *crying real tears* the... the red one... i wanna fuck them all but the red one the most... i'm sorry.... i'm so sorry.......

  • All Hallows' Eve

    All Hallows' Eve


    Art the Clown: hops out my TV set in a scary but jaunty fashion

    Me: "Ah, you made it! Have a seat." I'm standing in front of my Art the Clown cork board, dozens of Art the Clown pictures tacked up, connected to each other by red yarn. There are also scraps of paper on which I've written things like "sexism" "culture" "the implications????"

    Art the Clown: honks his horn in confusion

    Me: "You're probably wondering why I've called this…

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  • The 10th Kingdom

    The 10th Kingdom


    man this miniseries beats some serious ass

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2


    i watched this for my birthday but then i forgot to post a review because that's just how february was babyyyy

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  • Love, Death & Robots: Good Hunting

    Love, Death & Robots: Good Hunting

    god this could have been so cool if the director hadn't tried to make this sexy 4 men

  • Love, Death & Robots: The Dump

    Love, Death & Robots: The Dump


    This isn’t so much about “The Dump” but the Love, Death, & Robots series itself. Can you even imagine how powerful these shorts would be if more women had been involved in the creation of them????