A Mean Green Mother from Outerspace

Favorite films

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Recent activity

  • Under the Silver Lake


  • Prisoners of the Ghostland


  • Wonder Woman 1984


  • The Santa Clause


Recent reviews

  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake


    Finally I have more ammunition to prove to my family and loved ones that Andrew Garfield IS a great actor, albeit when he’s not playing Spider-Man. It feels like when I watched Good Time for the first time and was finally able to sing the praises of Bobby Pattinson again

    Under the Silver Lake is so many things but I think I can sum up my feelings about it by referencing the incredible tirades Ridley Scott has been going on…

  • Prisoners of the Ghostland

    Prisoners of the Ghostland


    Does anyone remember Turbo Kid? That one low budget Mad Max riff from 2015 about people that live in a post-apocalyptic future where bikes are the only mode of transportation? For some reason I couldn’t stop thinking about it while watching Prisoners of the Ghostland

    This movie is akin to a pendulum in my eyes, constantly swinging back and forth between forgettable b-movie fare and legitimately hilarious, over-the-top insanity. In that way, it’s kind of a microcosm of Nicholas Cage’s…

Popular reviews

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    This movie made me ashamed to have ever liked Harry Potter in the first place

    I'm a die-hard lifelong Potter fan. Books came out when I was just the right age and I vividly remember staying up late to read each and every one with my mom. And the movies? DAMN. The fact that we got through all 7 books with pretty much the same cast and pretty much the same quality is absolutely astonishing. I don't think I'd give…

  • The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

    The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part


    I was lucky enough to see this early because of a promotion at my local theater, so I won't spoil anything outright

    But I'm very happy to say the team over at Lord Miller have done it AGAIN. No, scratch that, AGAIN AGAIN

    They gave us the first Lego Movie, then last year's absolutely incredible Into the Spider-Verse, and now the long-awaited sequel to the Lego Movie

    Instead of just giving us more of the same, they give us an…