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  • They Live

    They Live


    the longass fistfight was such a perfect representation of how it feels to be radicalized trying to convert someone else.

    you're literally forcing the truth down someone's throat and they just stand their ground and you both just beat the ever-loving shit out of each other because YOU want them to see reality but THEY are too comfortable living by its rules.

    ofc after a few encounters like that with people you care about you learn that it really is…

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II


    unrated director's cut.

    Halloween II is a revelation, not just an auteristic exercise that's different from any Halloween film before it, it's the culmination of the ENTIRE franchise, taking elements from EVERY film before it.

    it's a harrowing deep dive into the psyche of broken people, people worn away by cruelty, abuse, violence, and evil, wearing them down to become worse than the nightmares that so haunt them. this film is a completely unhinged, grotesque exploration of the darkest corners…

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  • Cowboy Bebop: The Movie

    Cowboy Bebop: The Movie


    watched this for the millionth time and Jesus that ending chase is still one of the cleanest things ever

  • Big Hero 6

    Big Hero 6


    as if i needed another reason to roll my eyes at the MCU it makes this fucking piece of shit relevant again and prompted me to rewatch it.

    it's still bad folks!

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    vile and soulless, this film is a spit on the face to just about fucking everyone.

    it's less of a film than it is a saccharine, fake corporate apology, a desperate attempt to hold onto any remaining unalienated fans from abandoning ship.

    and by God, it's absolutely pathetic.

    yes, the film sloppily retcons thematic developments introduced in TLJ, while yes, also conveniently wraps up all of JJ's mystery box elements in 7 through a series of long and utterly boring…

  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters


    this is not a perfect film. not by any stretch of the imagination.

    but for me, and many others, this is a perfect Godzilla film.

    and at the end of the day, that's what truly matters.

    in the past month, i've binged all 34 Godzilla films, as well as films featuring Mothra, Rodan, and King Ghidorah.

    and throughout my journey of these films, as i sorted out my ranking during it all, trying to really affix my mindset to what…