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  • Mikey and Nicky
  • Thelma & Louise
  • Smiley Face
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

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  • Porco Rosso

    ★★★★

  • Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    ★★★½

  • Rent

    ★★★

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  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    All Too Well: The Short Film

    helped give me the strength to finally unfollow the older guy who emotionally manipulated me for over a year (along with 20+ other younger women) so … woohoo!!! feelin FREE 🕊

    EDIT: this is about former Viner Gabriel Gundacker, aka the guy who did Zendaya is Meechee. review is pinned to my profile until he actually takes accountability for all the women he’s hurt and endangered, instead of going quasi-silent and turning off comments.

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★★

    do all lovers feel they’re inventing something?

    the clandestine stealing of forbidden glances. the thankless task of trying to tamp a lover’s image into the folds of your brain. the dread of said image’s inevitable fading. the smoldering slow-burn of impossible yearning, and the explosive fireworks when it’s finally reciprocated. the sizzling sound of a final farewell.

    director céline sciamma packs each frame with tangible emotion, and she does it all without a manipulative score. we know exactly what to…

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  • Porco Rosso

    Porco Rosso

    ★★★★

    gina from porco rosso (english dub) is meg from hercules for girls whose lin from spirited away (english dub) was rosie octavius from the spider-man 2 video game

  • Thief

    Thief

    ★★★★

    james caan rockin white cuffed jeans, no shirt, and aviator shades is an all-time beach fit. absolutely recreating this look next time i’m frolicking on the san diego shore to celebrate pulling off one last big heist

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  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★★★★

    first watch: fight club is the best movie ever made
    second watch: fight club is a deep commentary on the dangers of consumerism
    third watch: fight club is a disgusting cesspool of toxic masculinity and it’s not as deep as its fanboys think it is
    fourth watch: fight club is a critique of toxic masculinity and it’s deeper than its fanboys think it is
    fifth watch: fight club is the best satirical gay romcom ever made

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★★

    these two bisexuals that look like they just stumbled out of their first vampire weekend concert really had the nerve to make me lay on my floor & cry while listening to sufjan stevens huh