Weird Al devotee who thinks Twin Peaks: The Return is trash
For all the hubbub surrounding it this movie is surprisingly simple and effective, carried by an excellent Joaquin Phoenix performance, a striking soundtrack, and beautiful cinematography.
It’s become the center of a socio-political firestorm because of “what it is” and “what it says”, but I’m not going to try to assign it any meaning because I don’t believe it’s actually saying anything at all. It uses images and phrases from current politics to pull people in but ultimately I don’t…
My wife mentioned that the trailer for the new Matrix film dropped so I stopped and watched it and still, two decades later, don’t get the franchise’s appeal.
I remember seeing the trailer for this during the Super Bowl and remember the palpable hype brewing amongst my peer group in eighth grade. We (read: younger teenage boys) were at that time the target demographic for this film. A flashy, splashy effects driven science fiction action film chock full of prime…
Recipe for a remake of Night Of The Living Dead
By Tom Savini
•1 portion Bad Acting
•2 portions flat television level cinematography
•A dollop of 80’s television soundtrack
•Light sprinkling of creative zombie designs (just remember the zombies shouldn’t do anything fun or cool!)
•A liberal glazing of No Bullshit™️ brand Action Heroine®️ so that people know this is 1990
Mix main contents in bowl until lumpy and uneven then spread thinly onto baking pan. Bake at…
Fun fact: This was the first Rob Zombie movie I ever tried to watch and I was so bored I didn’t even make it halfway before turning it off. Now I’ve seen a handful of his films (I’ll actually say that his first Halloween is one of the best in the franchise because of what he does for the first two thirds) and this has to be the most Rob Zombie film there is.
It’s trashy, it has plenty of…