Sometimes I'll spend the entire length of a movie trying to decide what movie to watch.

Favorite films

  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • What We Do in the Shadows
  • Real Life

Recent activity

  • Braindead


  • The Mummy

  • Halloween Kills


  • Night of the Living Bread


Recent reviews

  • Night of the Living Bread

    Night of the Living Bread


    It's hard not to get mad at how much bread is being wasted in just eight minutes. But another, more sickly part of me was all-in for the whole thing. Using a conventional toaster and toaster oven as weapons is the only logical choice to defend yourself.

    It took me longer to write this review than the runtime of this short.

  • Scanners



    Not what I would call an “in bed with a mild headache” film.

Popular reviews

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp

    Ant-Man and the Wasp


    You’re telling me that Scott Lang stayed ripped when he spent two years playing Rock Band and watching Animal House? I did that for most of high school and changed shirt sizes multiple times.

  • Incredibles 2

    Incredibles 2


    I made it a priority to find where they hid the A113 in this movie and goddamnit, I found it.