Brian

Sometimes I'll spend the entire length of a movie trying to decide what movie to watch.

Favorite films

  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • What We Do in the Shadows
  • Real Life

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  • Braindead

    ★★★★½

  • The Mummy

  • Halloween Kills

    ★★★

  • Night of the Living Bread

    ★★★

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  • Night of the Living Bread

    Night of the Living Bread

    ★★★

    It's hard not to get mad at how much bread is being wasted in just eight minutes. But another, more sickly part of me was all-in for the whole thing. Using a conventional toaster and toaster oven as weapons is the only logical choice to defend yourself.

    It took me longer to write this review than the runtime of this short.

  • Scanners

    Scanners

    ★★★

    Not what I would call an “in bed with a mild headache” film.

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  • Ant-Man and the Wasp

    Ant-Man and the Wasp

    ★★★

    You’re telling me that Scott Lang stayed ripped when he spent two years playing Rock Band and watching Animal House? I did that for most of high school and changed shirt sizes multiple times.

  • Incredibles 2

    Incredibles 2

    ★★★★½

    I made it a priority to find where they hid the A113 in this movie and goddamnit, I found it.