in conclusion, all men are trash

"I hate California. I want to go to the East Coast. I want to go where culture is, like New York, or at least Connecticut or New Hampshire, where writers live in the woods"

i've lived in ct for almost 19 years and lemme tell ya, i haven't found the culture she's talking about

WHY IS EVERY SCENE SHOT AT A 45 DEGREE ANGLE HAHAHAHAHA HAVE THEY EVER HEARD OF A TRIPOD

i guess you could say i didn't "care a lot" about this film. ha ha ha

take a shot everytime massimo says "are you lost babygirl?" because you physically cannot get through this movie sober

how is this the same guy who said "are you gonna show me how you squirt or what"