Jarrett

Jarrett / 21 / Marxist-Leninist-homo and himbo for Wong Kar Wai

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  • Paddington

    Paddington

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    Paddington prays to God but I pray to Paddington

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

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    Anyways, just enrolled in a modern dance troupe, see you all in hell

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  • Zathura: A Space Adventure

    Zathura: A Space Adventure

    would like to have a serious conversation with the screenwriter who saw they had rising star Kristen Stewart on the cast and decided the best course of action would be to have her frozen solid off camera for 70% of the movie and, when she finally thaws, to have her only discernible interest be incest

  • Shutter Island

    Shutter Island

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    Grampy Marty I love you but this one's a real stinker

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  • Maurice

    Maurice

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    Maurice is an absolute IDIOT, but his shaving his mustache when his boyfriend offhandedly insulted it shows more nuanced character development than the entire Godfather trilogy

  • Rocketman

    Rocketman

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    May not be perfect, but isn’t it enough to see gays succeeding, projected big?