• Escape from New York

    Escape from New York

    ★★★

    I find it genuinely hard to believe that this was not among the movies that Andy Dwyer acted out while trying to stall the guests at Leslie’s debate viewing party after the cable went out

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★

    Thomas Hutter? More like Thomas Nutter because that is one absolute mad lad 🤣🤣


    This had some cool imagery on occasion but I very much look forward to Robert Eggers’ interpretation

  • End of Watch

    End of Watch

    ★★★

    REALLY putting in the work to get Jake Gyllenhaal as my most watched actor. This was p effective copaganda, although I use that term loosely since there were some significant (often gag inducing) dangers lurking around this film. Filmmaking style worked for me, but wowza those cartel members were cheesy as hell

  • Repo Man

    Repo Man

    ★★★½

    😂😂😂 👽 👽 👽

  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    ★★★½

    This is what the liberals don’t want you to know

  • Carnival of Souls

    Carnival of Souls

    ★★★

    I never want to hear organ music again

  • October Sky

    October Sky

    ★★½

    Glad to have finally watched the film that Jake Gyllenhaal got his best acting advice ever from (“shut up and listen!”) but damn this was a chore

  • The Trial of the Chicago 7

    The Trial of the Chicago 7

    ★★★½

    Eddie Redmayne does more acting than he’s done in years and Sacha Baron Cohen was impeccably chosen for this role.
    Ending is cheesy as hell tho. My man Sorkin needs to learn to not get lost in the fondue, because as much as I *enjoy* this and Molly’s Game, both are held back the moment they decide to sacrifice wit for closure.


    “And then everyone clapped”

  • Minari

    Minari

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This made my heart very full. The characters, the land, the home- everything has a soul.

  • The Jerk

    The Jerk

    ★★★

    Was not expecting this movie to be as much like a fever dream as it was but as extensive as the gags were it did have a nice heart

  • What We Do in the Shadows

    What We Do in the Shadows

    ★★★★★

    Necessary seasonal viewing

  • Hubie Halloween

    Hubie Halloween

    ★½

    Say what you will about this movie but Hubie’s bullies had mad nickname skills- Pubie, Scooby, Looby truly immaculate