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  • Mank

    Mank

    ★★★½

    i respect it (david fincher’s craft and passion and entirely superior filmmaking) but it (mank) ain’t me

  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    jonathan groff voice: david fincher this is for you

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  • Blue Valentine

    Blue Valentine

    ★★★★★

    I feel like relationships go one of two ways and it's either blue valentine or gone girl and I want no part in any of it

  • Shrek 2

    Shrek 2

    ★★★★★

    The scene where all the civilians are so terrified by the giant gingerbread man (RIP) that they run out of one Starbucks straight into another one that is literally right across the road is the most impressive and sophisticated comment on capitalism I have seen in any movie thus far also I really want a frappuccino like right now