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  • The Godfather
  • Die Hard
  • Dumb and Dumber
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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  • Ex Machina

    ★★★★

  • No Sudden Move

    ★★★

  • Coco

    ★★★★½

  • Soul

    ★★★★

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  • Safe House

    Safe House

    ★★★

    I don't care if it's a ridiculous and predictable made-for-TV movie with a schizophrenic tone -- it features Patrick Stewart delivering lines like "No, here's the deal: I'll get my own mail, and you go fuck yourself." and also shooting ant hills while yelling "MOTHERFUCKERS!"

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★½

    My brain equals that dude's face. You know what I mean.