Favorite films

  • The Godfather
  • Die Hard
  • Dumb and Dumber
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Recent activity

  • Ex Machina


  • No Sudden Move


  • Coco


  • Soul


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Safe House

    Safe House


    I don't care if it's a ridiculous and predictable made-for-TV movie with a schizophrenic tone -- it features Patrick Stewart delivering lines like "No, here's the deal: I'll get my own mail, and you go fuck yourself." and also shooting ant hills while yelling "MOTHERFUCKERS!"

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    My brain equals that dude's face. You know what I mean.