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  • Rushmore



    What the hell kinda budgets do these high school plays have???

  • Water Lilies

    Water Lilies


    I've had ENOUGH. I'm suing Céline Sciamma for emotional damages, that's it.

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  • Hot Fuzz

    Hot Fuzz



    Yes, I'm watching the Cornetto Trilogy in the wrong order. Who's gonna stop me?

    I had so much fun with this. The line delivery was everything. I'm usually not a fan of quick editing but it works really well, especially in the final act. I was expecting to watch a silly little cop movie but it turned out to be so much more. Brilliantly written and directed. Iconic one-liners. Reveals just enough to leave you entertained and intrigued without…

  • Tenet



    Hate to say it but I was falling asleep, especially during the first act. This just didn't capture my attention. First of all, why does some of the score sound like it could've been an interlude on Chromatica??? I'm being 100% serious. Secondly, I'm a known Nolan anti but this gave me a damn headache. I honestly wasn't confused about all the time elements in this. Actually, I was just confused about the dialogue because it spent so much time…