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  • Suspiria



    We’re a modest dance academy with modest goals:

    1. Give you the best education at a reasonable priceΒ 
    2. Drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god

  • The Music Man

    The Music Man


    I yearn for the old days when feuds between traveling anvil salesmen and flim-flam artists threatened to rip apart entire Iowa towns.

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  • Nobody



    I’m so glad that THIS is the first movie I’ve seen in theaters since LITTLE WOMEN oh my God the last movie I saw in theaters was Little Women. Jesus that was like 15 months ago.Β Guess that means I’m on a long-running Bob Odenkirk streak at least.Β 

    Seriously, I don’t know if I’m just happy to be sitting in a theater again or what, but this movie was an insane amount of fun. I’m begging β€œPapaw Christopher Lloyd” to be a playable character in the next Call of Duty game.

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life


    Incredible how literally everyone is capable of watching It’s a Wonderful Life and recognizing that Mr. Potter is the villain, yet so many are incapable of caring that American life is dictated by thousands of Potters.