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Favorites are 5 star films that rotate on a whim.

Favorite films

  • The Seventh Seal
  • Fargo
  • The Prestige
  • The Thing

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  • Death to Smoochy

    ★★★½

  • The Card Counter

    ★★★½

  • Dark Water

    ★★★

  • Nomadland

    ★★★★½

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★½

    ”Oh my god, he’s making a re-quel!”

    -Seduce and Destroy, could I have your home phone with the area code please?

    Umm yeah, I don’t want to order anything,… I have a situation… a situation that’s just come up and it’s really pretty serious and I don’t know who to talk to, or what I should do, but maybe you could put me in touch with somebody if I explain myself?

    -What’s the situation?

    Okay, great,,, let me see if…

  • The 355

    The 355

    ”What is this?”

    Ancient Filmmaking Poison

    Legend says it’s created by sealing bad directing, bad editing, and horrendous action scenes in a jar… forcing them to fight and devour each other… and then topping it off with a script so badly written even the characters point out plot holes…

    ”You should have killed them when you had the chance”


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  • The Fly

    The Fly

    ★★★★★

    This movie taught me two important life lessons:

    1. Buy duplicates of a single outfit so you don’t waste brainpower trying to decide what to wear.

    2. Don’t drink and teleport.

  • The King's Man

    The King's Man

    ★★★

    If Manners Maketh Man, then Humor Maketh a Movie

    Sadly however, the first ninety minutes of this mostly humorless movie are so ungentlemanly and rude that it insists on boring us with a dry slog of never-ending narrative that’s as tedious and frustrating as an afternoon’s fitting with a second-rate tailor.

    It even hints that we might have a good time with the fabulous Mad Monk, but then he comes and goes so quickly it hardly feels worth the trip.…