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  • Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

    Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions


    taylor swift once again proves that she IS the moment. she IS the music industry. jack antonoff and aaron dessner welcome to my compendium of men who get it.

  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)


    fuck it birds of prey five stars if you don't like this movie you are boring!

    after a rewatch it's so easy to see how well this story was set up, all the threads from the beginning come back around in brilliant ways. the fact that the love story is between harley and an egg sandwich... the female gaze.

    the carnival fight scene is fucking unparalleled. when canary angrily screams and wipes her hair out of her face I FELT…

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  • Snowpiercer



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I don't even know where to start this shit was so insane and good and unique I have too much to say. Firstly let me start with a fuckin slap on my own wrist for having this in my Netflix List for like 3 years and only watching it now. This is my second Bong Joon-Ho film and it is truly remarkable that although this and Okja are obviously vastly different, he so obviously has a uniquely discernible style that…

  • Anastasia



    maybe anya and dmitry are the blueprint what then?? con man and princess invented enemies to lovers invented love > status invented falling in love via eye contact. like fine this is tsarist propaganda but I love them anywayyyyy :/

    i have no idea why my rating has been 3.5 for the last two logs this shit is a masterpiece both the film and the musical. sometimes I try to be a legit film reviewer but it always comes back to me fawning over my obsessions.

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  • Emma.



    george knightley really said "I cannot give speeches" and then immediately turned around and said "if I loved you less I might be able to talk about it more" stfu you poet.

    this is my emotional support jane austen adaptation leave her alone.

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season



    wow I am an incoherent puddle of tears this was so good and joyful and real and perfect. I watched this with the girl I like and we are both v repressed and nothing will ever happen between us so I'm doing fine!! I am very sad about the fact that I will most likely be the mackenzie davis in a few years' time, but she played closeted-only-to-her-hometown very true. this…