Captain_Soupy

Captain_Soupy

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We're like the people chained up in the cave in the allegory of the people in the cave by the Greek guy.

Favorite films

  • The Descent
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Young Frankenstein
  • You're Next

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  • Night Teeth

    ★★½

  • The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

    ★½

  • Werewolf

  • The Aristocats

    ★★★½

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  • The Prowler

    The Prowler

    ★★½

    Hooptober 8.0 film 16 of 34

    Top-shelf Savini gags... and not much else. It's a shame that I don't give a shit about any of these characters or the thin justification for their slaughter, because the violence is truly spectacular.

    The opening made me briefly excited that this was a full-on period piece. As much as I enjoy going in as cold as possible on a film, sometimes it sets me up for disappointment.

    There's a suuuper drawn out sequence…

  • Worse Than the Demon

    Worse Than the Demon

    ★★★

    Better Than the Movie

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  • Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    ★★★½

    Y’all wanna hear a story about why me & this bitch here fell out?! It’s kinda long but full of suspense.

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★

    What a waste of potential. Instead of doing something wholly fresh and original, good ol' fanboy J.J. Abrams bent over backwards to copy and remix elements from the original trilogy at every opportunity.
    It's still fun, bright and filled with wonderful performances from old and new faces, but it just doesn't stick the landing. It's a fine enough starting point for Disney's new annual franchise, I suppose.