Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Legally Blonde
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

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  • Halloween Kills

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

  • Candyman

    ★★★½

  • Cruella

    ★★★½

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  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Such egregious Warner Bros circle jerking. It’s like the love child of Ready Player One and Josie and the Pussycats, only those two are at least somewhat enjoyable in their awfulness.

  • In the Heights

    In the Heights

    ★★★★

    Me two weeks ago: I know absolutely nothing about this musical but it looks good.

    Me now: LOOK AT THE FIREWORKS FLYYYYYY LIGHT UP THE NIGHT SKYYYYYYY

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  • Old Fashioned

    Old Fashioned

    Remember when I said Fifty Shades of Grey was the worst romance movie I'd ever seen?

    I lied.

    It happened, guys. Just when I thought Fifty Shades of Grey was the worst romance movie ever made, this happens.

    “But Carly, how could ANY movie be worse than Fifty Shades of Grey?”

    I don’t know, reader. There is no rhyme or reason to how the Christian film industry could drop something as insufferable as Old Fashioned on the American public, which…

  • The Most Hated Woman in America

    The Most Hated Woman in America

    ★½

    It's not a good movie and Madalyn Murray O'Hair was NOT a good person but watching religious nut jobs lose their shit over atheists is always life-giving.