Casey Malone

Casey Malone

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I went to film school for four months at a college where they shot parts of City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold.

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • Broadcast News
  • Stop Making Sense
  • Something Wild

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  • Scream

    ★★★½

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★★★

  • Brotherhood of the Wolf

    ★★★★

  • The Birdcage

    ★★★★

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  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★½

    A perfect little movie that I would recommend to anyone. Unless it's New Year's Eve and you haven't kissed anyone in 10 months because of a pandemic and the movie serves as a reminder that you've been in love three times in your life and each time you really and truly blew it. In that case, I would not recommend watching it. This is a purely hypothetical situation, no further questions.

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    ★★½

    This made $2,790,000,000 and given how boring it is I have to assume $2,500,000,000 of that was from people who wanted to fuck the cats.

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★½

    Fun! Tries to do too much and ends up being too long, but some of it is a nice time at the movies. Loved hearing Dewey’s little twin peaksy theme play in the score! David Arquette looks hot as hell! I really missed the glossy Tiger Beat snap of the look of the Wes Craven movies - this one kind of lays there, visually.

    A big problem with this movie is that The Matrix Resurrection kind of ate its lunch.…

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★★★

    First and foremost a movie about the perils of being too online.

    Was hoping I’d love this more on a second viewing and that didn’t end up being the case, but I still loved it the same amount!!!

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  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    I've been saying this for years - kids love Casablanca.

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Saw this at the big fancy 70mm theater with the cool free pinball arcade pop-up next door on Christmas Eve which was really nice! A nice time! No complicated feelings about that, really! Well, except for the fact that pinball machines from 1973 kind of suck? The balls are slow and the tables are too simple and, for a clod like me, even trying to figure out the score display was a challenge. I mean, the Addams Family movie and…