• The Prom

    The Prom

    ★★

    Way too many numbers in malls

  • The Wolf House

    The Wolf House

    ★★★½

    If anyone discovered this film out of context they would call the police

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    ★★

    Among other things I really want to know at what age Emerald Fennell thinks Americans graduate from med school

  • Mank

    Mank

    ★★★½

    Tom Burke and Amanda Seyfried working on a whole different level here

  • Prometheus

    Prometheus

    ★★½

    I have a disease called romanticizing 2012 but I’m finally ready to admit that defending this on the IMDb message boards aged 16 was not a godly action

  • Jane Eyre

    Jane Eyre

    ★★★★

    I would get really upset at my mom for making fun of how nasally Fassbender sounds in this when I was a teenager but she was right

  • The Trial of the Chicago 7

    The Trial of the Chicago 7

    ★★½

    Can’t remember how many times I did the jerk off motion but it was enough that my partner told me to stop

  • Rebecca

    Rebecca

    ★★

    You can just tell Armie was already mid-divorce here

  • Project X

    Project X

    ★★

    I listened to Pursuit of Happiness (Extended Steve Aoki Remix) every day of 11th grade

  • Twilight

    Twilight

    ★★★

    Where to begin

  • The Kissing Booth 2

    The Kissing Booth 2

    I hope she goes to Tufts

  • Jaws

    Jaws

    ★★★★★

    I love when the dolly zoom goes brrrrr