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  • Bloody Nose, Empty Pockets

    Bloody Nose, Empty Pockets

    I miss the strangers we used to meet along the way.

  • Bloodsport


    I genuinely think "Kumite" is the most fun word to say in the history of language and the film agrees considering it is said about 700 times throughout Bloodsport.

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  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place


    Imagine the poor sap who died in this universe because he couldn't hold in a fart.

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return


    Was there another image that perfectly encapsulated the experience of living through 2017 than Charlene Yi dragging herself across a bar floor, slowly breaking down until she unleashes a primal scream that eventually fades into nothingness? Twin Peaks was less film or television, but moreso something born of alchemy. A tragedy written in a holy text that reshaped our conceptions of what cinema could be while circling back to the life of the girl whose death is where it all…