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  • Suspiria
  • The Sacrifice
  • In the Mouth of Madness
  • Titus

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  • Eternals

    ★★½

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★½

  • Don't Look Up

    ★★★★½

  • Titane

    ★★★★★

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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★★

    A young girl on a stormy night goes to a great dark castle in the woods and is warned of a flower and a secret. A terror hidden by the iris.

    This is how Suspiria begins.
    Universal.
    Mythic.

    Suspiria is Dario Argento's timeless masterpiece. A young Suzy Bannion (Jessica Harper from The Phantom of Paradise) goes to a famous school for dancing that is connected to a dark, hidden magic.
    A corruption tainting the very air, making animals, insects and…

  • Videodrome

    Videodrome

    ★★★★★

    "The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena: the Videodrome." - Brian O'Blivion

    "O'Blivion is not the name I was born with, it's my television name. Soon all of us will have special names." - Brian O'Blivion

    "Put your hand on that screen and be healed by the lord." - Evangelical preacher Kenneth Copeland, March 2020

    When it comes to making disturbing movies David Cronenberg is a pioneer of the strange and unusual.…

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    In Marvel's Eternals, director Chloé Zhao (Nomadland) takes the Fingerprints of the Gods concept to modern science fiction superhero movies with mixed results.

    The Eternals is about a group of super-beings created by machine/alien gods called the Celestials who existed before existence and helped to craft life and guide it.

    The Eternals are sent to Earth to deal with a host of monsters called the Deviants who threaten life. The Eternals wipe out the Deviants and then have to stay…

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    For a Spider-Man movie No Way Home is a really interesting episode of Doctor Who.

    If you don't know, Doctor Who is this show where a mysterious time-travelling alien runs around in a magic police box (that is actually a space ship) and saves the universe from giant salt and pepper shakers with very angry robot voices. One of the interesting aspects of the Doctor is that replacing the lead actor who plays the Doctor with new performers is written…

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  • Psycho Goreman

    Psycho Goreman

    ★★★★½

    Psycho Goreman: "The horrors you have just witnessed cannot be unseen. Your young minds will carry this until it consumes you in a miserable death."

    Little Boy: *dry-heaving*

    Little Girl: "COOL."

    Psycho Goreman is what would happen if you crossed The Gate with Mechanical Violator Hakaider and Gwar and Critters and added in E.T. and Toxic Avenger and a smidgen of Rick and Morty.

    Okay. Did someone put DMT in my popcorn again?

    C'mon guys. This movie is too perfectly…

  • The Bay

    The Bay

    ★★★★★

    WARNING: The following review contains discussions of scary real-life stuff that might disturb a few fragile minds. If your minds are easily disturbed by real-life stuff, do not read this review.

    Seriously. Turn back now.

    Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate.

    ANYWAYS.

    Now that we got the kids in bed, let's discuss something neat.

    There are real-life monsters on Earth, as I'm sure you know. By monsters I don't mean serial killers or politicians (but I repeat myself). I mean, cool…