Raph

Hi there! My name is Raphael, but most people call me a disappointment.

Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • Prisoners
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • La La Land

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  • Incredibles 2

    ★★★★

  • The Last Black Man in San Francisco

    ★★★½

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★½

  • Leave No Trace

    ★★★½

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  • Project Power

    Project Power

    ★★

    I imagine my power would be something useless, like I can park my car really really well. Like an insanely good parking job.

  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    ★½

    The dialogue is cringey, the romance between any two characters is awkward, the mood is overly melodramatic, and the connections to Romeo and Juliet are painfully unsubtle...


    but my god, why is this movie so much fun?


    Also, is Jacob the biggest simp in the history of cinema?