Caleb Johnson

Caleb Johnson

Self-proclaimed filmmaker with dreams of becoming a real proclaimed filmmaker.

Favorite films

  • Inception
  • GoodFellas
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • Seven Samurai

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  • Happiness

    ★★★★

  • Lamb

    ★★★★

  • Godzilla

    ★★★★

  • Throne of Blood

    ★★★★½

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  • Happiness

    Happiness

    ★★★★

    The absolutely mind-blowing animation is easily the best part of this whole thing. The message here though, while still being an insightful one, was presented with the subtly of a shotgun. It's a short about things, things, things, and the way we try to use things to make us happy. We get into a spot where we can't find happiness, so we end up lost and defeated like a rat in a trap.

    This review was a bit of a bummer, so I'll try to liven it up with a joke. What type of car insurance do rats usually have? Road dent insurance.

    Not my finest...

  • Lamb

    Lamb

    ★★★★

    Let's make one thing clear right now before we get into the bulk of this review: Ada is precious and must be protected at all fucking costs. Literally the cutest thing I've ever seen. This is coming from a guy who found the "Eraserhead" baby kinda oddly cute, so you KNOW I mean this...

    Anyway, right off the bat: this is far less of a horror than I expected. I was lucky enough to have one of my friends see…

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  • Over the Garden Wall

    Over the Garden Wall

    ★★★★★

    This was a weird experience. Not due to the content of this, but due to the circumstances in which I started to watch this. I was asleep for the night, but then had one of those nights where I kinda just randomly woke up at 3 a.m. and couldn't get back to sleep. So you better believe your boy popped on the TV to watch something. I don't know what made me think of it, but I suddenly remembered I…

  • Godzilla

    Godzilla

    ★★★★

    Shoutout to the guy on the radio who refused to stop broadcasting, even while he was being slaughtered by a 164-foot tall mutated lizard.

    Anyway while watching this I had realized that this is my first Godzilla movie. Like, ever. I think I've got some catching up to do. This wasn't half bad! A lot of the practical effects here looked REALLY good for its time, especially the monster itself. Granted, it didn't look perfect exactly, but it at least…