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  • The Vast of Night

    The Vast of Night


    Although the plot is nothing new, the stylistic choices are big swings—hit and miss—but the chemistry here is undeniable

  • The Fog

    The Fog


    A ghost story boiled down to only its essential parts

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  • Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World

    Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World


    It's clear that they don't give a shit about historical accuracy, so why even introduce John Rolfe as a love interest? The audience spends a whole movie assuming that John Smith and Pocahontas will fall in love, and then BOOM it all goes down the drain. It's kinda weird that John Smith is no longer the perfect human in this one too. He is kind of a narcissist in this one, which is just totally random (although historically accurate). I'm…

  • Cool Cat Saves the Kids

    Cool Cat Saves the Kids


    "-And where's a terrible kid's movie on every level?
    -Day're it is."